Chinese vrs English

A "Good Wan! (Good One!)" Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: ...

Steve Jobs

The after life adventures of Steve Jobs can be descerned from these listed cartoons. To be honest, Mr Jobs, the last time an apple caused so much excitment around here involved Adam, Eve and a Snake...

Fathers

A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 50,000 per month as aid grant to support the family. The man told his wife dir...

The Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unu...