Mr Nothing Speech

Good morning and Good Day to you all, ladies and gentle men gathered here. It is my previledge to stand before you, stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Last week wednesday, the day before thursday, there was to be men meeting for women only. The rate is free, but don't forget to pay at the gate. Put up a chair by sitting on the floor, then we shall all discover the four corners of the round table. Thanks for your honor.